What NOT to Wear

I'm feeling a little "under the weather" today, so, I'll spare you my whining and complaining about how I don't feel well. (For those of you who get the pleasure of seeing me in person - I won't spare you - bring me soup.) But I will throw out one deep thought for the day.

Who was it that woke up one morning and said to themself, "Hey, you know what will look really hot? I think I'm going to put on my Los Angeles Clippers sleeveless mesh jersey with a sweet tee-shirt underneath. I think the ladies will go wild."

I swear, living here makes me want to throw up during basketball season (maybe that's why I don't physically feel well) since we don't just have one professional basketball team but TWO - lucky us. Let's talk about the great jersey debate. If you decide to attend a game in person, fine. Knock your socks off. Wear your favorite player's jersey. But for God's sake, it should not be a staple in your wardrobe. You can not wear it to the mall. You can not wear it grocery shopping. You can not wear it at a restaurant (unless it's Ponderosa because I guarantee you won't be the only one wearing one). You CAN wear it to the gym - if you insist and you don't have fat rolls hanging out of the area that lacks sleeves.

Look people. Just say "no". Do you think Shaq rolls around with his jersey? No. It's made to be worn on the court and that's it. End of story. If you want to show team spirit, get a big foam finger or perhaps, I don't know, A HAT. But PLEASE send the sleeveless jerseys to wherever the zuba balloon pants went to.