Warning: Don't Mix Condiments

Today is going to be brief because I have to save some of the good stuff for my shrink and also, I did nothing but write Holiday Cards and do my nails last night. Exciting, I know. You're thinking, "Settle down, Rachel." I'll try - just for you.

Two things though. First and foremost, if your office or your home has containers with packets of condiments in it - don't mix. This morning I rolled into work - just dying for a mug of green tea and honey (a nasty cold is going around and I'll be damned if I get it). I reached into the jar that holds our honey packets and poured one into my steaming cup of hot tea. Mmmmmm. But, to my disgust, when I took my first slurp, it tasted like bad beef jerky. And the color was brown - not green. Before I yacked all over (fearing I sipped on animal droppings or something), I ran to the garbage can where I realized that SOMEONE decided that the soy sauce packets should share a home with the honey packets. NO NO NO. CONDIMENTS NEVER SHARE HOMES. Because when they do - well, you see what happens.

On a good note, I won a new pair of Dolce & Gabbana jeans on ebay today for a bargain and a half (well, I think it was a bargain) - my Dad probably wouldn't. I got into a pretty intense bidding war with a co-bidder for the final 2 minutes, but, I beat out her bitch ass and my bitch ass will be sporting those jeans around town. Don't mess with this girl.

So, that's it for today. Hopefully, my life will pick up because I hate when people read my blog and they start to snore. It's really an ego deflator.

But I do have an idea. We're beginning to plan K's 30th birthday which is coming up in March. I thought I'd open it up to my readers to see where you think we should celebrate.....come on, speak up....there is no such thing as a dumb idea.....well, there is, but, you can't see me laughing at you anyway.

I'm going to segregate our condiments now.....