Brad & Jen Setting the Precedent

Simon says, "Get a divorce."

YAH! Looks like Brad, Jen, myself and BS are the winners!!

Although we weren't really married (other than in my head), BS and I have come to a conclusion. (Same as Brad and Jen.) Although Brad was/is a complete douchebag as far as the general public can tell, I'm not going to compare him to BS. If you look past my funny, charming, witty demeanor, you will see that I'm actually really bummed out about it. But, I think in the past couple months, I've come to realize that you just can't control other people. Oh believe me, I've tried, but, it's, as Bush Sr. once said, "not gonna happen".

BS is a amazing guy, but, he's just too damn busy to keep me around. At no point in life should you feel like a nuisance or an additional cause of stress to someone. Granted, he never intentionally made me feel that way, but, with his business and CONSTANT (and I mean CONSTANT) travels, he's had 5 hours in the past month to devote to "rachel time." NOT ACCEPTABLE. He is adorable, funny, smart, driven, sweet, thoughtful and overall perfect for me on paper, but, sometimes even the most "perfect" mates, you have to let go. I've discovered that there's the bizarre little thing called "timing" and it means a lot in a relationship.

So here I am. Single again. And it doesn't feel that bad. I guess it could have been worse - I could have gotten left for crazy Angelina Jolie. Or, I could be pregnant with Tom Cruise's cult-beginning baby. Nope, instead, it's back to me and my girls and Cameron. And to be honest, that's pretty damn good!

Let's all have a moment of silence for BS. He has been good to us. And here's to the next sucker who is just down the road in Rachel's chronicles.....