Midget Update

I'm sitting at work, so, I decided to take a moment and post a quick update about the dinner with the Midget last night. It went remarkably well. I'm sure that the heavy doses of tequila helped, but, he seemed a fair bit more mature than 2 years ago when we were dating. I was shocked to say the least.

I could tell that he had thoughts of reconnecting in mind, but, thank god we made friends with this awesome, also drunk, couple at the restaurant. We ended up completely hitting it off and hanging out so the pressure of one-on-one time was off. It is rather curious to me, though, how easy it is to make new friends when it's couple (at least perceived) to couple. I met one of my best friends that exact way. Perhaps the way to go, particularly if you move to a new city is to hire a dude to go to dinner with you and pretend to be dating and that will allow you to "pick up" new girlfriends. I think it's genius and I'm actually considering opening my own service. Kind of like a wingman/wingwoman service, but, with the goal to help the individual client to meet friends of the same sex. And since this is now in writing, don't any of you EVER think about ripping off my idea. I will hunt you down and kick your ass. I'm skinny but I'm scrappy.

So there it is. If you live in the greater LA area and are a self-proclaimed "loser" of sorts with little to no friends, just let me know, give me $200 in cash and we'll try it out. You never know, I may just be the key to your popularity and happiness. Wow. I'm brilliant.

Ok kids, I'm back to work (yes, on a Saturday). Love to all and oh, by the way, there was absolutely NO touching of any sorts last night. He may be more mature, but, I'm not about going backwards in life - always forward. My mom taught me that and she's never led me astray.

Tootles! Go Ohio State!