Is There Another Mode of Transportation?

I pose the question: Is there another mode of transportation for going cross-country? I ask because I find that every single time I fly on a plane (which, by the way, holds over 200 people) there is never EVER a hot guy on the damn plane. WTF, batman? So, I'm thinking, there MUST be some alternate mode of transportation just for the hot men. I just need to figure out what that is. Ideas, anyone?

I'm really not going to get into how my flight out here was. Ok, fine. It was f-ing hysterical - only because the weirdest things only happen to me. And there are sooooooo many reasons, which I will get into when I'm not drunk from attending one of my best friend's weddings.

By the way, I'll have you know, I was, out of 300 people, the ONLY single woman at the wedding (under the age of 65 at least). Is that even humanly possible?! I felt like the groom was pimping me out - but, although he's a handsome dude, his "single friends" that we in attendance were Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn on radioactive material. Yet, not hot.

So, not only do the hot men NOT fly on airplanes, but, they also don't attend wedding solo. Awesome. So, where does that leave me?

More details from the trip to come...... Peace out for now, g-monies, little mamma has a headache.