I've Never Seen Anything Like It

Lyn and I had to go to the Dollar Store today to purchase some cups and junk for Saturday's festivities.

While we were wandering around aimlessly in the Mecca of all Dollar Stores in all the land, we stumbled into a section I'd never seen before - the BOOZE section.

Yes. You heard me right. The Dollar Store sells BOOZE. Wine, beer, malt liquor, sangria, etc. We were stunned. We stood there staring blankly at what we thought was a joke. We'd never seen such a sight.

I looked around desperately for the keg section as I'm going to be forced to pay $100 for a keg of Bud Light - blech. But, no luck. Dammit.

Now, because I am a wine snob, I bought one bottle just to say I tried wine from the Dollar Store. But I piled quite a few of the sangria "juice boxes" into our cart and left the malt liquor for the local less-than-fortunate drinkers.

We agreed to do a blind taste test this weekend on some unwitting soiree attendees. "Well, hello! May I get you a glass of wine? No. You stay there. I'll get it for you...."

Perhaps I could open up the cheapest bar in the universe and serve only beverages purchased from the Dollar Store. Hmmmmm.......