Eye Am Back

So I'm back to full vision and sans patch. Although I really felt that the pirate look was working for me - I like to see my world through both of the eyes that God gave me. If somehow one gets poked out in a freak accident, I will be open to rocking the patch again... I promise.

So, you're all pestering me....."What's the deal with Hercules?!"

Well, my little friends, I didn't want to jinx it, but, our date last week went awesome. The Cirque du Soleil show, "Quidam", was weirder than a six legged cat, but, we thoroughly enjoyed ourselves as well as the company. He really is quite impressive. How I "passed him over" last year is beyond me. I guess timing is key. Speaking of which.....

I don't have a lot of new information to discuss as far as Hercules because he is slightly "MIO" (Missing in Office) at the present moment. As he so sweetly explained to me, due to a continuance that didn't get granted (oh, by the way, he's a lawyer), he had to lock himself in his office for some time to give himself carpal tunnel syndrome and blurry vision cramming four months of work into two weeks. My reaction? Priceless: "Um, ok."

I am such a whiz with words.

Now, have no worries, this sassy lassy has since seen him in person and, in my Rachelesque way (eeks), explained to him that although work is a priority (and a big one at that), he needs to maintain communication with me at some level and buy me presents. He laughed which I think is a good sign (as he gets my humor) and has maintained communication through his pile of depositions and whatever other crap lawyers look at. But where the hell are my presents?!

Hopefully, we will be taking "the next step" this weekend - yes, meeting the friends. (As if we need another reason to party, Steph is organizing an Easter party. My job for the day is to plan out the adult Easter egg hunt - oh this could be fun.) He was officially sent the Evite, so, we'll see if he can shovel his way out of his office to do some Easter egg shots. Because let's face it - a relationship can't really go anywhere until blessings are given by the girlfriends - it's a rule. A very important one at that.

So, keep your fingers crossed, your fingers out of your eyes and your drinks in Easter eggs.