Doppelganger

So, I forgot to mention an interesting detail from K's 30th Birthday celebration:

We partied with Kevin Federline then deserted him at Sonny McClean's. Yes. We left the most fertile human being at Sonny's to go bowling.

Ok, so maybe he wasn't Kevin Federline but he was definitely his doppelganger. Not only did he look just like him but he also gave off that creepy/slimey vibe. "Kevin" claimed to be a club promoter but we knew he just sat at home all the time singing "PopoZao".

"Kevin" had a thing for Gwen and everywhere we went he went too. Although, he refused to wear a sombrero, which got the thumbs down from me right off the bat. Then, when we were moving from one bar to the next, he said he "don't take cabs" and then proceeded to literally bite her ear. The look on her face was priceless but at that point is when I yanked her into the cab.

But after we deserted "Kevin" we kept asking ourselves, "Maybe it was Kevin? Maybe he needed a night on the town sans his baby's mamma. Maybe if we had only asked he would have done an impromptu rendition of "PopoZao" and how lucky we'd be!" Not. We could care less. He was a freak - just like the real Kevin. Can you tell the difference?