Complaint Letter

Dear Miss Swiss Miss,
What is the deal with the marshmallows in your hot chocolate mix?
It's a total rip. When did tiny white dots of sugar that you need a magnifying glass to see get categorized as "marshmallows"? And by the time you add water and it's cooled off enough that you don't burn all the skin off the top of your mouth, the marshmallows have completely disintegrated. Remind me to never try your s'mores. They probably suck too.
Not cool. False advertising. I want my money back.
Sincerely,
Lost Without Mallows in LA