Today is Tuesday.

Yes. Today is Tuesday. Nothing special about it. Nope. Nadda.

I figure, if I keep telling myself that, then I will be able to stop believing in the Hallmark-ridden day that is "the-day-that-has-no-name".

Honestly, I sometimes wonder what the purpose is, besides guilting people into buying junk for each other at obscenely-bloated prices and making those who don't get junk to feel crappy for themselves (as if general day-to-day media doesn't take care of it well enough on its own). In fact, I believe that bars are also behind the whole thing, because God knows that they are all jam packed with really drunk single people trying to drown in their own pity every time "the-day-that-has-no-name" comes around. But not this girl.

No. I'm rebelling. I am agreeing with "girl" when she said that it's just another day. TODAY IS TUESDAY. I am NOT giving into the morons who invented "the-day-that-has-no-name". I refuse to feel bad about the fact that I'm not in a relationship. In fact, I want a day all to ourselves where it's NOT cool to be in a relationship. I want a day to celebrate being single.

In fact, I am renaming and rededicating "the-day-that-has-no-name" - it is to be called, from this day forward - "Dang It's Sweet to be Single Day" (aka: DISS Day).

And I LOVE DISS Day. On my way home, I'm going to pick up some flowers - for myself. I'm going to go home and cook a bitchin' dinner for myself. I'm going to toast myself with some great wine and then I'm going to watch episode upon episode of "Sex and the City". And, if I were promiscuous (which I'm not), I would even go out, have anonymous sex with a man, leave and giggle about it with the girls - just because I can.

So, to all you lovebirds out there, congratulations and I hope it all works out!! But, enjoy and celebrate each other every other day of the year. Give us today to celebrate what we have - which is a lot.

Cheers to DISS Day and to all the fine ass ladies and gentlemen that can celebrate along with me!!!