Easy Kids

Children, children, children. Come on now. Men have feelings too. I hear so often that I'm too "one-sided" (DUH) so I thought I'd balance it out with some guest thoughts from a man that gave me some good, harsh advice. No worries, Blog Mommy Rachel will not leave you. (And no, Kutas, he wasn't Dr. Phil - if he were Dr. Phil he would have tried selling you some books and DVDs and crap like the used car salesman that bald freak is.) You have to give him credit, though, the man had some good points!

I actually took most of yesterday to process what "eatinfrontofyou" said about the "time release capsules" that should be the emotional Rachel. I do have a tendency to jump head first (shocking, I know). I don't think I'd ever order salmon and a serious relationship at once, but, you never know. Do I do this because the perceived man pickings are so slim in LA or are there deeper, more psychosis-inducing reasons for my being an emotional blabfest? (Shrink note: Mom and Dad Rachel were love at first sight and to this day remain together and adorable. So is that what I'm looking for too? Hmmmm.)

But, like a good sport, I'm going to give the slow release a shot. What's the worst that can happen? As we all know, the definition of "crazy looney toons" is doing the same act over and over and expecting different results.

From this point on, just call me Cool and Reserved Rachel.

You have to admit, though, it is pretty amusing that when it is usually I that suffers from "premature verbal ejaculation" (as I've termed it), I made a point this time (with Hercules) to NOT and work on time release. But then !HOT DOG! Hercules goes and does it for me. What gives? Is there ever a middle ground?