O COME ON

Before I continue on about the wedding, I need to tell you what happened to me today because it is so unbelievably ridiculous that I just had to share.

So at lunch I had to run into Trader Joe's to pick up some sandwich stuff.

So there I am. Standing there staring into the fridge section of cheeses with my back to the produce section.

All of a sudden, I get attacked by about 800 heads of organic lettuce!

Apparently some dumbass was leaning on the shelf that held the lettuce and it collapsed allowing the heads of lettuce to engulf me. By the time I actually understood what the HELL had just happened, Mr. Dumbass Shelf Collapser had run for cover leaving me to take the blame for hundreds of heads rolling around the ground.

The needle came off the record and I just had to stand there and say, "At least they weren't watermelons."

You would have thought that I'd have a lawsuit of sorts to pursue, but, instead I just gracefully ducked out of the great lettuce debacle and dismissed myself, sunglasses on, from the premises.

Yah. Smooth.

And seriously. Who does that happen to except for yours truly.

Unreal. Go ahead - laugh. I did.